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George Bush: The Unauthorized Biography "We will not have an all volunteer army." --G. W. Bush "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," he said. "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." Washington, D.C. --George W. Bush "I've nothing to say about him except that I am appalled that he was chosen by our people to be president." --Julia Child "I've started referring to the proposed action against Iraq as Desert Storm 1.1, since it reminds me of a Microsoft upgrade: it's expensive, most people aren't sure they want it, and it probably won't work."--Kevin G. Barkes American Strategic, Tactical, and Other Mistakes in Iraq: A Litany of Errors Bush Famility Values GOP memo touts new terror attack as way to reverse party's decline The 9/11 Commission Report: Final Report of the National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States Repentant Nader Voter Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right by Al Franken Unelectable Misperceptions, the Media, and the Iraq War Truth by Al Franken Dude, Where's My Country? by Michael Moore Stupid White Men ...and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation! by Michael Moore How the US Government missed the clues Ralph Nader Knows Better 1999 Government Report on Terrorism A tale of oil, the Taliban, a pipeline, and 9/11 First Family's Drinking Problems Republican Ad Stars Ralph Nader A Note on Voting Irregularities in Palm Beach County Chad Bush quotes Score Card Red Flags in Florida Nader doesn't care if he gets Bush elected Top ten reasons Gloria Steinem is not voting for Nader Bush flubs Bush Wipes gift set gwbush.com -- not a crackhead anymore! George W. Bush or Chimpanzee? The Smirking Chimp Gallery Bush lies Was Nader on Bush's payroll? Bush-Nader Bush: The long nightmare of peace and prosperity is over Is Gale Norton on the extreme right? Bushisms Another set of Bushisms A large collection of links Bushie Awards bushcartoon.com Dubya reads? George Bush Funny Pictures and Quotes Your Supreme Court Transplant humor Enron owns the GOP? A plea That's My Bush! The Onion Failure Thanks to jfred: Look at what George W. Bush signed into law in 1997: 29-10 Sec. 127.201. PARTIAL COUNT OF ELECTRONIC VOTING SYSTEM 29-11 BALLOTS BY GENERAL CUSTODIAN. (a) To ensure the accuracy of 29-12 the tabulation of electronic voting system results, the general 29-13 custodian of election records shall conduct a manual count of 29-14 all the races in at least one percent of the election precincts 29-15 or in three precincts, whichever is greater, in which the 29-16 electronic voting system was used. 41-16 A manual recount shall be conducted in preference to an 41-17 electronic recount ENROLLED � 06/20/1997 E Effective on 9/1/97 "The question we need to ask: Is our children learning?" "Is he drunk?" --Ten year old child after hearing a Bush sound byte "We're supposed to have guns. It says so in the Bible; and the second greatest book ever written, the Texas State Constitution." "What? So I'm supposed to kiss up to those perverts now? I'll tell you +something, I don't want any of them touching my ballots. Someone could get +AIDS from that." I think Congress has spent enough time on ethics. I think it's time they moved on to something else. --Richard Nixon, June 28, 1989 "There ought to be limits to freedom." --George W Bush, commenting on the George W. Bush parody site "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."- The Papers of Ben Franklin "Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis. --April 2000 IDIOT, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line. --From the Devil's Dictionary

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