Blame it on Ralph Nader

or how George W. Bush screwed up a country

"We will not have an all volunteer army." --G. W. Bush

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," he said. "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." Washington, D.C. --George W. Bush

"I've nothing to say about him except that I am appalled that he was chosen by our people to be president." --Julia Child

"I've started referring to the proposed action against Iraq as Desert Storm 1.1, since it reminds me of a Microsoft upgrade: it's expensive, most people aren't sure they want it, and it probably won't work."--Kevin G. Barkes

Thanks to jfred:

Look at what George W. Bush signed into law in 1997:

29-11 BALLOTS BY GENERAL CUSTODIAN. (a) To ensure the accuracy of
29-12 the tabulation of electronic voting system results, the general
29-13 custodian of election records shall conduct a manual count of
29-14 all the races in at least one percent of the election precincts
29-15 or in three precincts, whichever is greater, in which the
29-16 electronic voting system was used.

41-16 A manual recount shall be conducted in preference to an
41-17 electronic recount

ENROLLED   06/20/1997 E Effective on 9/1/97

"The question we need to ask: Is our children learning?"

"Is he drunk?" --Ten year old child after hearing a Bush sound byte

"We're supposed to have guns. It says so in the Bible; and the second greatest book ever written, the Texas State Constitution."

"What? So I'm supposed to kiss up to those perverts now? I'll tell you +something, I don't want any of them touching my ballots. Someone could get +AIDS from that."

I think Congress has spent enough time on ethics. I think it's time they moved on to something else. --Richard Nixon, June 28, 1989

"There ought to be limits to freedom." --George W Bush, commenting on the George W. Bush parody site

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."- The Papers of Ben Franklin

"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis. --April 2000

IDIOT, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line. --From the Devil's Dictionary

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